Yes it is true! My boy Teddy may very well be sending messages to alien visitors and I'm talking the big headed, grey dudes with huge eyes!
How do I know this you ask? Well let me tell you - the first hint was when I noticed all the tracks he has left in the knee high grass of his paddock. Then the tracks became more and more elaborate. If you were looking down at the paddock from a great height these tracks would definitely form some sort of pattern.
I couldn't work out what the images (messages) Teddy was making were at first. So I got him to show me his work. Very extensive imagery let me tell you ... There was a large Y shape, lots of branch offs, a huge square shape and a large round circle. I know the average person might think that the large square is just the track around the boundary of the paddock, and maybe the large circle is where he rolled and perhaps that Y is just tracks he makes from walking either side of the gum trees... but I did start to wonder. Hmmm.
But then today I found FURTHER EVIDENCE of alien activity. Walking around the paddock chatting with Teddy I was stopped in my tracks (and the tracks Teddy has added for the aliens)... there in front of me on the ground was a mutilated duck! Seriously! It had its head removed and its body was all gross! Just like an alien cattle mutilations but this was a duck!
Now I do realise that some people might say there is another explanation, that possibility a fox killed the duck... but seriously what are the odds of that happening?
Together all the evidence clearly spells ALIENS!
I'm keeping a close eye on Teddy just in case they try and beam him up. I'll keep you posted on any further developments. Until then ... keep your eyes on the skies my friends...
Bogdan you would have to send a request as I cant work out how to add you as a friend
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